#myBaby #noFilter #hesSexy #facerides #allday 😛😛😛😛😛 pic.twitter.com/dYMbBw0xTB

I swear I can't even pick a wedgie now a days without someone getting all butthurt about it

Selling this vintage U.S Army jacket, fits like a small. Also have them in larger sizes, with colored…  http://instagr.am/p/VPfAY2ASKr/ 

“@xstrology: #Cancer gets irritated by well...almost anything.” Me: *breathes* Wayne:you're fucking annoying me already

That moment you realize you're really in love and stare into their eyes 😍❤🐶 pic.twitter.com/kUCmldMc

Santa stop eating mah pretzels pic.twitter.com/lemYolUL

If you didn't cry when Dobby died. ...YOU HAVE NO HEART.

“@judgmental_gay: last christmas i gave you my heart, but your immune system rejected it and you died. rip.” @hellyaamelissa

“@judgmental_gay: sext: are you math? cuz you're so hard.” 😂😂

“@ashketchum151: What's a lesbians favorite Pokemon? Scizor.” 😂😂😂😂

S/o to all the porno I just found on my laptop 👏👏👏😷😷😷

“@truthstrology: #LIBRA and #VIRGO is a match made in heaven.” @lexhutchens 👅👅👅

Absolutely RT “@judgmental_gay: "my sims live the life i deserve."”

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME

What's good bitches pic.twitter.com/LFltv8U8

Contemplating rubbing hot sauce on my nipples...

You ever lay in bed and realize you have no friends?

#TweetLikeABasicBitch ugh just me and my cats tonight

RT! “@naokofunayama: Tyler Seguin signs 6-year deal worth $5.75 per year with Bruins.”

“@thefunnyracist: Why are all Mexican and black jokes the same? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂