How do you know you have satisfied a ginger?...... She unties you

In my opinion Star wars bandaids work best

I'm starting an all girl construction company so we can sit and yell totally inappropriate things at dude

Great slogan "if you can't do the time, do the crime in Canada" awesome

Sorry guys for gettin all serious but my 16 year old niece. Had a friend hang himself he was gay and got bullied so sad. This needs to end

Wow fuckers I'm really feeling the love oh wait that's not love what is that.......hey now

I just said sorry I'm tied up right now can't talk and it made me think I wish I was tied up right now

Do I get some points for not ever having myspace or facebook

Thanks to everyone that stars and RT me I know you do it cause you wanna fuck me but I like to pretend its cause I'm funny

Just found out my 14 year old niece is on twitter its ok I have way more followers than her

So almost 200 followers eh and looking around most of you are fuckin sexy I like that its almost like a big orgy without the STD's and cryin

I'm only good at pool when I'm drunk and wearing a low cut shirt cause well distraction

Sometimes I browse my TL and I wanna puke cause the worst kinda whores are attention whores

Waiting on this douche for a meeting and seriously frying I mean dude I'm ginger I may die

Fuck monday almost over I need a nap actually I need a lot but we can start with a nap

Guessing from the douche with the italian flag running in the street italy won

Thinking if I showed some cleve I may get more followers...... That's how it works right?

Anyone want a sandwich ? There's just one thing I need you to do first

So proud of myself for not taking out that car yesterday with the sign that said Mrs justin beiber willpower baby

Just told my niece I have a twitter account she asked my handle I laughed and laughed