Like, dude you don't believe in dinosaurs. Any opinion you have is irrelevant.

I miss being young.

FUCKING FUCK. MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FUCK.

I still don't like Valentine's day. I still think its stupid.

Pretty sure I was mistaken for a hooker on my walk to work today...
Leopard print jacket: 1
Courtney: 0

So close to two hundred followers that I can taste the vanity drenched desperation in my tweet.

And I am suuuuuper obsessed with Jersey Shore.

@kyle_lippert *whispers back*

errybody in the club getting hep c. 🙊

My breakfast > your breakfast. I'll be such a good wife one day👍  http://instagr.am/p/TYpeQdDBa_/ 

So basically all of Whoville thinks that little Cindy Lou Who should go fuck herself.

I THINK IF I TWEET IN ALL CAPS @taycaree WILL RETWEET ME. LOVE YOU BRUDDAHHHHHHHHH

“@ispeakulistenn: If Romney had a daughter I would make a sex tape with her and ruin his whole campaign. Fuck you @mittromney” 👏

American Psycho with the boyf

Umm we are not friends...

I do not think anyone knows what they're doin here.

@notthatadamwest pic.twitter.com/2QftIrjoVr

@butiwasthinking Ahahahaha I was literally like, "oh my god that's terrible I wonder what disea......OH." Adorable.

@dirrtyhot *moment of silence* your mildly inappropriate but always spot on opinions will be dearly missed :/

@eric_bader I literally just laughed so hard at this lmfao I wanna star it and unstar it so I can star it again.

And I'm pretty sure Internet capitalizes itself. Like okay, Internet.