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Unfollowing cats. If you are not a cat and I have unfollowed you, tell me and I’ll rectify the balls-up.
I feel sleepy. There’s a nap for that.
"TUC congress"? Doesn't that mean "trades union congress congress"?
What will we call it when there’s a scandal about a gate?
One day, my prints will come.
So it seems that a booby prize is not what it sounds like.
I’ve been keeping an ear to the ground, and now I’ve got a tender, dirty ear.
Have they slaughtered the camel yet?
Have been coveting my neighbour's ox far too much lately. Must stop that.
A diphthong is not a type of thong.
Next week's Peep Show is already on the website: http://www.channel4.com/programmes/peep-show/4od#3457579 … You're welcome.
If you must have loud music, then please kindly have it loud enough that neighbours can use Shazam/SoundHound. Or distribute playlists.
Yet more spectators filming with media tablet slate PCs. If I ever do that, please intervene.
I am sitting in a room, as per usual. Maybe I should try sitting in some other things for a change.
Where's a good place to wee in Durham?
Rexel pencils feel all wrong. Greasy. (I know, children starve in Africa, but we can’t expect them to eat pencils.)
I had a dream. I knew it was a dream because we had two types of potato in one meal. That would never happen in real life.