Unfollowing cats. If you are not a cat and I have unfollowed you, tell me and I’ll rectify the balls-up.

I feel sleepy. There’s a nap for that.

"TUC congress"? Doesn't that mean "trades union congress congress"?

@pottermoosh I don't know. http://t.co/emyNWbcb

What will we call it when there’s a scandal about a gate?

One day, my prints will come.

So it seems that a booby prize is not what it sounds like.

I’ve been keeping an ear to the ground, and now I’ve got a tender, dirty ear.

“Being the pope.”  http://powazek.com/posts/3271 

@ia Not an altogether different experience to most actual electronic iPad magazines.

Have they slaughtered the camel yet?

Have been coveting my neighbour's ox far too much lately. Must stop that.

A diphthong is not a type of thong.

Next week's Peep Show is already on the website:  http://www.channel4.com/programmes/peep-show/4od#3457579 … You're welcome.

If you must have loud music, then please kindly have it loud enough that neighbours can use Shazam/SoundHound. Or distribute playlists.

Yet more spectators filming with media tablet slate PCs. If I ever do that, please intervene.

I am sitting in a room, as per usual. Maybe I should try sitting in some other things for a change.

Where's a good place to wee in Durham?

Rexel pencils feel all wrong. Greasy. (I know, children starve in Africa, but we can’t expect them to eat pencils.)

I had a dream. I knew it was a dream because we had two types of potato in one meal. That would never happen in real life.