Women who have experienced amazing sex, want it just as much as men. So if your woman doesn't.... That's your fault :P

Twitter should come with a warning label:

CAUTION: The truly awesome people are all too far away.......

If at first you don't succeed remove any evidence you tried.

I think if you meet someone on Twitter you actually want to fuck Twitter should pay for the plane ticket!!

So apparently this: ({}) is NOT a hug. It's vag. Suddenly it makes sense why people laugh at me for hugging them O_o

#oops.

I don't lack offers. What I lack.... Is low standards.

I'm a dirty girl. Not a slut. There's a difference. Go DM yourself you prude. #DontJudge

Does twitter turn every woman into a bisexual or is that just me???

#boobsAreFun

My daddy was awesome. I had a great childhood.


I have no excuse. Just spank me anyway...

My mother asked to follow my twitter.........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....no.

I cook bacon naked. I'm a daredevil.....

:F


Vampire smiley.

Don't let your mouth make promises your ass can't cash.

Naked is the only way to sleep.

Considering going on a hunger strike till I get fucked my my twitter crush.

I have a feeling you guys are going to be bad for my work productivity today......

Wow

My spell checker does NOT like it when I type in French.

Guys, first rule of sexting:

Don't start with "ok, the wife is asleep now."

SMH

Boys play with sticks.

Real men ride the curves ;)

#realwomenpics
#HealthyImage
#SayNoToSizeZero pic.twitter.com/mAYJ0J6BSU

Why yes I DO feel sexy tonight! Thanks for asking ;)


#Random
#Horny
#Single pic.twitter.com/jCuGHS0E