So apparently if you're on Vodafone UK your phone is now 100% compromised #notw #hacking #vodafone http://t.co/BagN2DQ

Clare Daly learns 1st-hand how the Irish civil service works: 1.They do wrong 2. You dare to criticise 3. Arbitrary consequences are exacted

NEXT WEEK: Julie Birchill defends a US-based friend who's been criticised by the NAACP. Hilarity ensues

My kitchen, just now pic.twitter.com/wYomnseG

Shit I didn't know before this week: Germany never paid agreed compensation to Greece after WW2. Current owed balance: ~€350bn

Incidentally if *you* see anybody claiming money for copyright rights which don't exist in law, report them to Gardai. Crime carries 5 years

.@cyetain @martinburnsuk Corollary: sufficiently-advanced stupidity can be indistinguishable from malice

NEWS UPDATE Attention Troll Burchill wheels out "growing up in council house entitles me to be a fucking arsehole" trope for 3000th time

Oh, the people who act out a panto of eating the flesh of a corpse every week are accusing *us* of having a culture of death, is it?

So far yer pope has taught us to remember that arseholes travel in packs.

Aged 40 I just saw for the first time in my life a meteorite streak. Also Betelgeuse looks really feckin pink right now above Cork

Are you registered to vote? You have until Feb 21 to add yourself. 31 DAYS LEFT. Forms: http://www.checktheregister.ie/ #pleaseRT

Man who did all of Margaret Thatcher's advertising billboards is a wanker, you say? I'm shocked. *Shocked*, I tell you

BNP currently on 0 councillors in England. *If only we knew*, if only we could even guess where all those racists went. It's a mystery

Civil servant on RTE News: "Is it my fault I can't afford my mortgage? No it's not!" YES IT FUCKING IS

@tupp_ed @fergal Still. Expanding the 2007 clause would actually make lying on the internet a criminal offence. That'll be a giggle.

To restate: some drugs *work* for depression. If you can find one that works for you, *take it* and fuck the disapproval of ignorant twats

Michael McDowell: "[a new party] requires [...] people whom the electorate can trust." Know any, Mick? #haha

I need a Chrome extension that automatically corrects all incidences of the nonword "legos"

#stopSOPAireland Petition crossed the 27000 mark at midnight plus 14 seconds