BigLOL RT @chrisfloyduk: Crown Prosecution Service insists that police dog must provide a witness statement in a case pic.twitter.com/0rXUrzc8

TfL, not content with being abhorred by commuters, really don't help themselves with this sort of idiocy:  http://is.gd/lRn046 

I. Love. This. RT @andrewbloch: LOCOG won't be very happy when they see this billboard next to the Olympic Village http://t.co/X6GtAdXW

“FAT SOUNDS AWESOME” RT @octoberjones: Greedy little bugger. Text from Dog http://t.co/9EhYqnBY

Not going to lie, it's a bit odd using these... http://t.co/LTscrh5T

Mega-efficient interview with @mdrock & I: RT @mikebutcher: #crunchup TheNoi.se interview on #SoundCloud http://t.co/hOGgLL7”

TomTom's live traffic map is mega-awesome. Accidents, tailback lengths, the lot, really good. And free! http://www.tomtom.com/livetraffic

I seem to've developed an ability to doze off during ad breaks and wake up when the show restarts. This must be what evolution feels like.

For @blonde_m: RT @weirdhorse: Coming soon  http://www.weirdhorse.com  pic.twitter.com/PgPIfRSkWV

Are you FUCKING SERIOUS?! SIX MONTHS IN JAIL FOR SWIMMING INTO A BOAT RACE? Justin Lee Collins must be pissing himself. Fuck's sake.

So, 12 weeks in prison for a distasteful Facebook post, but a sustained campaign of abuse gets 140hrs community service? Good work.

Surely this Maps fiasco could've been envisaged by the fact that the new icon has a route turning off a bridge as it crosses a road?

Wow, the iPhone 5's LTE chip won't work on Vodafone or O2's 4G network, yet they both sell 24mth contracts at comparable rates to Orange!

Can we take the money out of football and put it into things we're good at, represented by athletes we can be proud of?

"What do all the controls in an airplane cockpit do?" A massive, excellent answer to a vague question. http://t.co/5FFQbad7 Brilliant.

Jedward, John Prescott and the operatic dickhead. God bless that meerkat.

Delivery from @balconyshirts has plopped through the letterbox. Consistently the most satisfying online shop around pic.twitter.com/gTXH3oxJQj

Interesting: Apple's new Objective-C to JavaScript bridge:  http://www.steamclock.com/blog/2013/05/apple-objective-c-javascript-bridge/ …

@cityjohn I use  http://daily.co.uk , in my experience they’re all much of a muchness, though.

Get in. *sets tent by letterbox* RT @paulcarr: Print issue two goes to press tonight.