I feel bad about having my dog neutered. Sometimes I'll let him lick my balls out of guilt.

“@xhobosexualx: Support your local hooker.” http://t.co/9a1idnRt

I'm filling the void left by your last unfollower.

“@blackgodson: @xhobosexualx @dawnktn @nsrgarret @nicksntricks Fuck your god” http://t.co/LR9ZKKd1

I love it when I have new Avis to masturbate to. look at these @fetishvil @phonesexbrit @blackenedtrail @colfootbal @wesflynn1

“@not_zombie_prey: That little fantasy of your gave me big pleasure.”

I enjoyed it too! http://t.co/vd5UhLho

Anybody out there ever suck a cock covered in Nutella?

“@bitchymctits: Didn't I just do the laundry?”

You started the laundry. http://t.co/j4DQrbu4

remind me to add these guys to my Halloween card list @fuckufag_ @calmdownguy @decadentninja @jhowlnewton

@blackgodson http://t.co/6bPRU1RT

I'm like a onion. You have to peel away some layers to really know me. http://t.co/C5leosGg

meet my new play toy @redpawn3

I remember when we used to call them #cougars. http://t.co/6A0vPvWI

Sidelined by penis cramps

finally we have enough for a duet @kevin_r_11 @dankcharnley @renetta27dk5 @finallyhesleeps @drunk_hitler @calmdownguy @martmcsmarron

Do birds pee, or is that why their shit is runny all the time instead of little bird turds.

“@_just_tosha_: I am not a princess...

I am a freaking Queen.....
I've got this shit handled!” http://t.co/bY44N1nQ

give a free sample & then just reel'em on like @savannahharris1 @kingbrandon666

“@xhobosexualx: @not_zombie_prey I'm a champion defecator.”

Me too! http://t.co/WePsCUkB

“@not_zombie_prey: That little fantasy of yours gave me big fucking pleasure, do it again; please…….”

Ok! http://t.co/bytrwRU3