Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Cool stance, DJs. You look like my mom talking on the phone while doing the dishes.
One time in '82, after a few rails and a bottle of whiskey, Bob Ross painted an angry little tree.
In my will, I'm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Scream costume to my funeral and doesn't say a word.
Woah woah woah, ladies. None at a time.
Somewhere in Mississippi, Brett Favre just texted his buds "3:00. muddy park. bring footballs, jeans. it's time."
The entire human experience can be found in the face of a child watching another kid open birthday presents.
Social media distracts us from reading books — which is a shame because there are probably a lot of good ones out there about social media.
Kristen Stewart always looked like she just watched one of her own movies.
Kim Jung-Il’s fat kid could win over everybody’s heart by changing the name of cookies over there to “koreos.”
There's always been something fishy about NASA. Like they accidentally killed God and don't know how to tell us.
In every universe but this one, Donald Trump is a comic book villain.
Don't get a Miller 64 yet. Wait until the Miller Gamecube comes out.
He wouldn't have been so depressed if he was Edward Scissorhands Rollerskatesfeet.
We should wait a while before we show the aliens laser tag.
Well God had to do SOMETHING after letting Tebow lose.
"You're gonna hate the way you look. I guarantee it." (Women's Warehouse)
"Hi, Manti Te'o? It's Oprah. Are you free next week?"
"Fuck your wallet AND your cup holder." -Fiji water
My life coach has already warned me not to pour Gatorade on him should I pull off the upset.
They call it Beantown because Boston broads got some BIG OL' CLITS.