!!!!!!!!! “@hobbsy: tonight's Stone Roses setlist at Warrington Parr Hall #stoneroses http://t.co/gVV66KE7” !!!!!!!! CITED!

Last night I came to a conclusion about what I am going to do with the rest of my life. This morning, I can't remember what it was.

ooh Brewdog hopefully opening in clerkenwell. unless this lot of bores stop it:  http://clerkenwell.mycouncillor.org.uk/2013/01/19/new-pub-proposal-stirs-concerns-in-farringdon-road/ …

A few pics of Met Locomotive No. 1 at Farringdon Station this evening:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/hannahkc/ … Very cool. #tube150 pic.twitter.com/WkcSEsqZ

Choo choo train on the underground! pic.twitter.com/7f81q2Nu

“@londoncityrace: Entries are now open for this year's London City Race! Full details:  http://cityrace.org/2013/entries-are-open/ …” THIS IS FUN YOU SHOULD DO IT.

I am in a sales meeting talking about CRM. My boss is talking about the 'hour of power'. Shoot me please.

I think the Radiohead QR codes probably took you to a page that said "Put your phone away, you're at a gig. You twat."

“@stuartdredge: Brilliant RT @m4tt: When Mo Farah and Usain Bolt trade poses http://t.co/x6EyncBq” LOVE!!!

To the vendors with booth babes at #tfm2012 - please watch this, then fix up: http://t.co/2hl9NrUx From a real life actual woman in tech.

Songkick's Detour is ace. I now have tix to see Aziz Ansari. Also, 4 people have pledged for the Longpigs (YEAH!).  https://detour-ldn.songkick.com/ 

I am with all of my wonderful family and their dogs in a place that looks like this. Happy. pic.twitter.com/TMRbcO2i

New Myspace's 404 page is a playlist of songs that are all 4:04 mins long. Best 404 page ever.

Now I have an up-to-date map of places to avoid when I go on holiday. handy.

Barack Obama boss hug. Do the right thing people over there.  http://instagr.am/p/RqT56LmueO/ 

Yeah homepage babe! Also, I AM STILL AVAILABLE. ACT SOON TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT. http://t.co/urfXZOEd

OMG NIKE TREE!!! “@iknowwhatyoudid: Just Do It #london2012 http://t.co/1Wj1Po9h”

I am the kind of person who carries ziploc bags with them in case they new to store a half eaten cinnamon bun somewhere.

I'm really not a bitch. I just don't appreciate stupid questions.

Why oh why does an SEO vendor at an internet tradeshow need a girl in hotpants and fishnets on their stand?!? Sickening. #tfm2012