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I wish monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.
Is there an angry way to say I'm sorry?
Fucking old ppl bragging about their new cars and their high gas mileage. At least Im not old!
All those dancing black girls at Coyote Ugly last night sure have me craving fried chicken today.
How much cheese is too much cheese?
I gotta pee i gotta pee!
Someone get me a bottle of Patron for Christmas
Big mouths fit bigger dicks. Think about that loud mouthed straight dude.
I miss my grandpa
Have you ever had strep? Well, its gunna hurt a little more than that ...
"Look, look with your special eyes!"
Aaron got sick on the way home! lol I WIN!!!!!