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Everyone stopped by the side of the road to take pictures of this. pic.twitter.com/CrbJzH78
Hey, Happy Valentine's Day Adobe Reader Updates Reminder. Thanks for never giving up, you're an inspiration to us all.
"You're watching 4. But there's no programmes to watch. We are running around like headless chickens" - Great voiceover man #channel4
First picture of the BGT egg thrower taken from her Twitter avi! pic.twitter.com/xjY1O6eIwU
I can't believe Santa died for our sins and every year on his birthday we force him to deliver presents to us.
If you've pissed me off this week then it's safe to say I've practised having an argument with you in the shower.
Next time someone says, "I, personally..." pinch their lips shut and whisper, "You had me at I".
.@threeuk Hi Jo. I've noticed that you blocked @angrybritain from following ThreeUK on Twitter. Can you confirm why?
People tweeting about how people are tweeting about people that tweet about snow are the new people that tweet about snow.
I know he's doing the big run today... but if my boyfriend ever eats a tuna pasta bake for breakfast again it's over. #LondonMarathon
My 11-year-old self would deal with stubborn clients alot better than I do. She'd start every sentence with "NEWSFLASH!" or do a quack hand.
Sometimes when I talk about my "partner" I don't mention that she's my business partner, just to see if people think I could be a lesbian.
Sometimes thinking too much makes me go hysterical. Like wondering why time zones are all EXACTLY 1 HOUR APART WHAT THE HELL
Woke this morning to find I'd bought a ukulele in my sleep. No lie. Amazon should upgrade their security: "pinch your arm before proceeding"
Argh someone on the train has got three feet. :( pic.twitter.com/o8qvEZcVRf
One half of @TigerBamComms. I tell stories and draw things. Occasionally answer my phone when the Alarm goes off, thinking it's Alan.
