Bloody hell these BBC scandals are getting worse, turns out morph was a playdohphile

#GeekyProverbs Beware geeks bearing GIFs

Is Fergie leaving The Black Keys?

#AyrshireTranslations 'Hey, smell yer maw!' Insult, inviting your victim to smell their mother's fluids from your unwashed fingers.

Finally Jessica Ennis has her own videogame - on the ZX Spectrum. http://t.co/BfnFFCPI

Retro gamers, if you enjoy the games of Ocean Software look at this  http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/47744432/the-history-of-ocean-software-by-retro-fusion?ref=home_location …

Cine: Chimpact on IOS Android & Windows  http://cinemagr.am/show/145010775  #firstcine #Chimpact

The reception towards the PS4 is mixed, to put it politely. I don't want a social console, I have no friends!

Ken Barlow actor William Roache must have been pretty awful in a past life to be reincarnated as a rapist!

To the man on the tram. Just because you're wearing headphones and can't hear your own farts doesn't mean nobody else can.

Design a chimp for Chimpact  http://www.chimpact.com/competition/  Get your crayons out!

#findus pic.twitter.com/jAaxm2kn

#AyrshireTranslations 'Don't talk pish!' - I suspect what you have said is incorrect.

Hey Retro Gamers! Check out this book about Ocean Software. Make it happen!  http://kck.st/RDfmpM  via @kickstarter

Easter island heads have bodies! http://t.co/eJnqDo7v #fb

http://twurl.nl/bskvww Have and Adam and Joe Christmas

@madlymuffiny That toaster put the grill-pan out of work! Bastard!

Once I've finished the loading screen I'll be doing a tutorial on creating a ZX Spectrum screen in Photoshop.

@leafish_dylan @psychicparrot @nrasool @cartoonsbyric If you are on Facebook you can see my ChaseHQ updates here  https://www.facebook.com/harbonautart?ref=hl …

Small update to my Chase HQ ZX Spectrum loading screen. pic.twitter.com/oh6LWUogOc