If you can't take banter, you ain't British.

You cannot be a fuckin rock star with a ukulele @meaziiee @sdotthopkins

@meaziiee like if you can grow pubic hair lol

@saphhh_ @meaziiee do calm down saph your acting rather vulgar lol

@meaziiee @fittytucking @uncommonfact yh and look at him he's shit at his job, its only cuz bush was even worse. Lol

I'm sorry u was late but I missed the train and then the traffic was a state #EpicSongLyrics

Zabaleta... what a goal #NufSaid

City are dominant and united score... #Typical

@blondiebeelog what kind of sad life do you have??? #LoadOfBollocks

It's not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me

#4WordsYouDontWantToHear Sir, its genital warts.

@meaziiee grinds later

You know the guy on the skittles advert, what happens if he touches the floor? #JustSayin

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

@meaziiee she's fit #fact

@meaziiee no you need to man the fuck up #fact

@meaziiee you meet your other friend beer later n all lol

@meaziiee Please dont... pretend... that we'll... stay friends

@meaziiee @sdotthopkins tune people tune

Australia will never be invaded, why? ... Jet-lag