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It's not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me
#4WordsYouDontWantToHear Sir, its genital warts.
You know the guy on the skittles advert, what happens if he touches the floor? #JustSayin
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Australia will never be invaded, why? ... Jet-lag