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I’ve always wanted to kickstart a hipster magazine (“Fiche”) for library nerds that’s distributed ONLY on microfiche.
That stretch of beach where there was only one set of footprints? That was where I unfollowed you. Sorry...
Unless your vine strictly adheres to Dogme 95, it is a bourgeois exercise in self-indulgence
A version of Minority Report but with reddit instead of precogs
Forget responsive web design. The next big thing is elitist web design where if you resize, it tells you to buy a bigger monitor.
Whole swaths of Brooklyn now realizing that if they knew canning, they could have bespoke emergency supplies.
On my deathbed, I'm definitely going to regret not having spent enough time Liking things on the Internet
I miss the time when we worried the machines were going to rise up rather than just use us to sell advertisements
I grow old, I grow old, I make my screen fonts bold.
In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Bucket family has barely enough to eat, yet Charlie's dad still buys the evening newspaper.
“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important subreddits…”
Internet, you see what happens when you criticize the Kindle? Amazon takes all your favorite sites away.
Two days later, I am still laughing uncontrollably about this page http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm
Tonight we drink rye and build Legos
I am a Senior Software Architect and news hacker at the New York Times. Apologies to my new followers.