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I once mispronounced "Marion Cotillard" so badly that it made my sister scream at me and storm out of the room.
Bill's Valentine's Day TODOs:
(1) close blinds
(2) eat unheated can of beans
(3) listen to all of Mahler #6 staring, unblinking, at ceiling
[past two weeks]
#Somesh: Obama's debating should have more dick jokes.
me: Stop, that's not going to happen.
And guess what, later I'm going to make notes in the margin while skateboarding in public.
"Why should I submit a paper to be read by some kid listening to HIP HOP on TWITTER all day." Yep, that is pretty much what's happening.
Read something about JSON, immediately thought of Heavy Rain.
Haha you know we have a lot of fun here with how terrible Delta is, but let's get serious for a minute: United is also pretty terrible.
He looks up from my sub 20k tax return in disbelief "How did you...?!" "Don't worry," I wink, "This is what I do."
"Hey is your name Tetris cause the program committee decided that your paper is a perfect fit for CAV 2013 in St. Petersburg, Russia."
Somesh: Wait what is "4chan," tell me more.
Welp, bye everyone. Getting the hell away from here, so bye forever.
They'll give me my phd as soon as I learn to discuss the LLVM "sext" instruction without snickering.
Catered Holiday Party was out of hors d'oeuvres 30 min in. Sorry dudes but you invite the grad students, you call down the thunder.
#Somesh has been going on for days now about what he would do as Obama's debate coach and it's so depressing that we'll never see any of it.