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I once mispronounced "Marion Cotillard" so badly that it made my sister scream at me and storm out of the room.
Bill's Valentine's Day TODOs:
(1) close blinds
(2) eat unheated can of beans
(3) listen to all of Mahler #6 staring, unblinking, at ceiling
@dkolderup let me tell you about a friend of mine who wrote his own Code. You might say he pulled off the greatest hack of all time.
[past two weeks]
#Somesh: Obama's debating should have more dick jokes.
me: Stop, that's not going to happen.
[last night]
me: =0
And guess what, later I'm going to make notes in the margin while skateboarding in public.
"Why should I submit a paper to be read by some kid listening to HIP HOP on TWITTER all day." Yep, that is pretty much what's happening.
Haha you know we have a lot of fun here with how terrible Delta is, but let's get serious for a minute: United is also pretty terrible.
@ckolderup @toastwithsalt @optimistsinc @beefhuddle Ants on the one clean spoon in my apartment. Ants optional.
He looks up from my sub 20k tax return in disbelief "How did you...?!" "Don't worry," I wink, "This is what I do."
"Hey is your name Tetris cause the program committee decided that your paper is a perfect fit for CAV 2013 in St. Petersburg, Russia."
#Somesh just left the room as I was talking a la Batman except he did it because he was bored and as I was still looking at him.
Somesh: Wait what is "4chan," tell me more.
Welp, bye everyone. Getting the hell away from here, so bye forever.
They'll give me my phd as soon as I learn to discuss the LLVM "sext" instruction without snickering.
#Somesh gives me his crypto final to proofread. There are three Nutty Professor references on the first page alone.
Catered Holiday Party was out of hors d'oeuvres 30 min in. Sorry dudes but you invite the grad students, you call down the thunder.
Well this is fanfreakingtastic, apparently #Somesh just found out what a rusty trombone is.
@syndic for one, a lot more of the campaign would be centered on the slogan "Once you go black, you never go back."
#Somesh has been going on for days now about what he would do as Obama's debate coach and it's so depressing that we'll never see any of it.
My name is Bill and I'm a headcase.
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