That moment when you realize that maybe, just maybe, everything might turn out alright.

New hobby: saying "that's what I always say" immediately after saying something I will only ever say that one time.

Splunk and Heroku is such a fuckwreck.

Antiquing like its my job

I can't believe that I'm sharing a kabab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabab!

JavaScript is the compile target for the web. There. No shitty analogy. Now shush and get back to maybe talking about things that matter.

Remembered wifi networks as a personal journal

@fat is that cause you are using retina god mode

Fuckin love Canada. Snow and shit. So cool.

Remember in highschool math class when you were like Holy hell when am I ever going to use derivatives?! Just did. In real life. Holy hell.

OH: "Heroku is like heroin. Nice and easy at the start, but before you know it, $6400 a month for just the database."

Key Repeat as fast as possible and Delay Until Repeat as short as possible as a way of life.

I too grow so very weary of the "CoffeeScript is hard to debug" horse dung. Excellent work, @dropbox https://t.co/VpwOJlER

Yeah, associations really suck. https://t.co/NqUcYClP

Finally found a good use for this bad boy: https://t.co/Yyv5kmYR

I really hate the node community's glorification of prolific module authorship. I see an inverse relationship between quality and quantity.

Win a free ticket to Throne of JS! http://t.co/cbwp6PII

Working With TCP Sockets pre-launch list http://t.co/NoKgpScA via @jstorimer Highly recommended!

Its gone too far http://t.co/UmiWxlql

Batman v0.9.0 has been released, horray! https://t.co/LSbnqwkr