Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Google+ feels like when you get to a party way too early, and you're awkwardly talking to the host's Uncle for like 30 minutes.
Grand Theft Auto wasnt meant to be played while on your period. I keep shooting people because Im angry, but then crying because theyre dead
I'm sure if a pig just tried bacon, he would fully understand.
As he moved his hand through her hair, he pushed her down into his lap. She trembled and whispered, "The things I do for a Klondike Bar."
I'm guessing that #Sopa and #Pipa are the siblings of Kate Middleton? I'm not sure because Wikipedia isn't working.
Khole Kardashian is still my favorite member of GWAR.
Are they selling "Don't Eat Me Bro!" T-shirts yet?
I spend the first 20 minutes at gym untangling my head phones and the next 20 minuets picking out a song. Then I go home.
I may not be an Olympian, but at least I have tits.
My apartment looks like a Sims house before you figure out the cheat code for unlimited money.
The only thing stopping me from eating a frozen hot pocket is nothing. There is nothing stopping me from eating this hot pocket frozen.
I wonder if Macaulay Culkin says, "Keep the change, ya filthy animal!" after he buys heroin from his dealer
I just realized that baby animals are just baby versions of animals.
The reincarnation of Tara Reid's aborted baby firstname.lastname@example.org http://behumaneapparel.com/product-category/debbies-line-2013/