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keep the tribal tweets coming. loving that shit. show us how brainless you lot are.
Today is 12/12/12 and I cannot wait for 13/12/12.
"I'm vegan." - Assholes.
Wow. I hope all these guys spewing tribal hatred didn't register to vote. You all represent every bad virtue in this country.
kiss the deepest part of my asshole with your sense of entitlement, anyone on Twitter setting standards for everyone to meet.
my quick-response to anyone's quick-question is usually "fuck you."
my girlfriend's mom listens to The Beatles. super into her mom more, now.
LOL at whatever porno sub-genre Barcelona are currently undergoing.
my favorite thing is luring my girlfriend into my fart dungeon and watching her gasp for air. so good.
"Haven't heard from you in a minute." - Idiots.
Why not try something spectacular with your life for once, like fucking retweeting some funny tweets?
Beating the shit out of a woman and threatening to shit on another woman's eyes is acceptable to Chris Brown's fans.
"I'm waxy and I know it." - Ears.
Let's all direct our hatred to where they belong: bullshit politicians, police brutality, and weaves.
"are we seriously arguing about whose cum this is?" is a real thing my girlfriend said after sex.
nice way to ship your dicks, men who carry handbags.
my girlfriend's dad was in Octopussy. hi haters.
provisional results: 1. Uhuru Kenyatta. 2. Raila Odinga. 3. Rejected Votes. 4. Others.