How can I stop FACEBOOK from beeping at me when something is updated on the newsfeed?

1969, man landed on the moon. There must be a better way! #blackfriday RT @richardroeper: If they had cameras in hell: http://t.co/ClVp4IpP

CNN was sleeping... MT @dcdebbie Aljazeera covered #ows eviction. Never thought I'd see the day when USA relyed on Arabs for a free press.

Power is out in North Laurel MD @bge #BGE @wtop

@sarahpalinusa hosting @todayshow /in the past she criticized them as "lame stream" media. She's a hypocrite. Me? Will b watching @gma

CNN reports 2nd suspect involved with the Boston Marathon Bombing is in Custody

#empire #state #building #nyc @ Empire State Building  http://instagr.am/p/WYbpgKShbW/ 

The New #itunes interface is #HOSED! Why did you change it? It's like driving fm DC 2 NYC making me use backroads i'm unfamiliar with.

Visited @pinball_museum, & later ate lunch @hard_rockcafe. We sat down and right across from us was a #ButtholeSurfers guitar.

Another #niceday in #washingtondc @ Washington Monument  http://instagr.am/p/Sld6_sShQC/ 

Love vinyl records? there's a  http://arbutusrecordshow.net  Sunday in Arbutus MD. starts at 9am! Vinyl, LPs, 45s, CDs. Please RT.

#Store is Low on #milk #hurricane #sandy @ Harris Teeter  http://instagr.am/p/RWO7ZGyhfq/ 

This was one of Alex's fab #pinball #machines, #Roto #pool. Next to it was the Bea @ National Pinball Museum  http://instagr.am/p/REtf7lShWS/ 

Cool old #pinball @ National Pinball Museum  http://instagr.am/p/REshWtyhVf/ 

@amorriswnew @gfth @blackcatdc go goth! :)

Got a middle seat on a southwest flt from #bwi to San Diego. Life is great, but only if u check in early...argh!

OMG I lost 3 ppl who were following me!!! DARN! I blame Ron Paul! :)

#McCartney about to sing some #BEATLES! Cool! Bring on #Ringo 2! #Grammys

a Great Navy photo...You don't see too much of these shots even though it is the U.S. Navy. http://t.co/HnrPOjea

Happy Groundhog Day