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aw thanks for putting those eye lashes on your car headlights it's easier to see who's a cunt now !
A colleague of mine died unexpectedly at the weekend leaving 2 young daughters without a dad .... time is precious people ... grab it .. :-(
lost some followers recently! Is it cos i say CUNT alot, I dont mean to say CUNT so much, maybe i should Try not say CUNT as much you CUNTS
My week on twitter: 500 ANAL PROBS, 2000 RETWEET TIT WANKS, AND 1 MINGE MOT MENTION, FIND OUT YOURS AT WWW. SHUT THE FUCK UP
My mate said twitter was rubbish so I bet him a punch in the face and a little.finger up his arse for every RT!! #FUCKOFFFFFF
Mum how did u meet dad ? Well me and 30 other girls had to flash our vag's at him .mine was the biggest so I won
Mum: I'm off to buy a kindle fire, Me: you dont have wifi mum.... Mum: It has it built in.. Me: oh dear......
When u have to use 3 tweets to get your point across you're kind of missing the point!
IF my boss enters the meeting room for my appraisal with Internet explorer history reports, I 'm fucked and may as well go kamikazi on her!
Yey #moyles is leaving.. Maybe #radio1 mornings will get back to decent music and small talk rather than a platform for moyles massive ego !
I personally don't think #twitterjail exists!! I think its an excuse for when you fuck off back to facebook to like ugly baby Pics!!
Remember bed bugs multiply by the thousand and feed on your blood!! Good.night everyone sweet dreams xxx
isn't it weird how no papers are saying what evidence there is against Mick and Mairead Philpott for the fire, is there a blackout on info?
mate just suggested i try text chatting or sexline for extra cash LMAO.. ey by gum lad get it oot me gash is on fire !!... maybe not
32 Yrs old Northern Bird CUNT BOLLOCKS MINGFLAPS, i also have twitter tourettes don't judge me it is a known condition follow me and see x