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Shouts out to Sum 41 for introducing me to the concept of abortion.
Today I high fived Dan Harmon and I heard Reggie Watts pee. It was a good day.
My mom doesn’t know how to send an email but she can take a picture of her vagina on snapchat.
Sports bar accidentally opened their DVR on the giant TV to reveal they have a series recording of "Private Practice" for some reason.
The guys at the liquor store across the street referred to me as "the 17-year-old with the alcohol problem," so that's something.
Ugh, everyone at this bar keeps talking about vaginal orgasms.
I know TV can be a fleeting medium but lets none of us forget our drunken feelings for Roger Sterling.
I smell and feel bad.
For my audition I've chosen the dog's monologue from the Beggin' Strips commercial.
Today at the grocery store the lady next to me ordered Perdue chicken and I said, "Boiler up!" and walked away. That's a true story, jerks.
Anyone know any bars in Brooklyn that'll be showing the Justin Bieber Saturday Night Live episode tonight? Asking for an imaginary friend.
Sometimes I'm trying to sleep and my podcast app crashes and I'm like "WTF podcast app way to let me remember how alone I am lol." pls RT. 📱
I leave my MTV internship the same way I started it: listening to that one Justin Bieber song where he's like "whoaeeohheeohh."
DVRing the election. No spoilers.
Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? Also why does existence feel so pointless and empty?
I like that Facebook is making me actively dismiss everyone's relationship milestones now.