I did not ask Siri anything. It spontaneously said this upon activation, with no input: http://t.co/haLeLRYp FREAKY.

Has…er…has no one else noticed this in TweetBot's initial walkthrough? http://t.co/xTpi15zr

Tumblr: link: "Twenty-three latinos in a Broadway show!" Lin Manuel Miranda and the cast of In The Heights do Les Mis … http://t.co/7U9GOP2

Louie @mantia makes it official... Cupertino is stuck in a perpetual 9:4x AM time warp. http://cl.ly/1zMe

@gothamity Remember that time you didn’t realize you were cis scum? <3

Privileged white guy discovers his privilege, leaves Republican Party. More like this, please. #fb http://t.co/EKqQwcRI (fixed dead link)

What should you do if you find an ATHEIST? http://t.co/5TdT8s2p

Protip: pic.twitter.com/NI24xkA7

@omgitsgrrrrcy Oi, you! I have informed the BN manager that you should be hired at once. ^_^ #CampChrisColfer

Just as Reminders only made sense in iOS 5 once Siri was announced, Passbook is the clear precursor to an iPhone with NFC hardware.

You know what Apple did release under Steve? Hideous pinstriped Messages and Phone icons.

@stevestreza NOTHING'S REAL UNTIL STEVE ANNOU—oh, wait.

It’s possible I might be willing to exchange money, material goods, and/or sexual favors for an HBO GO password.

Photoset: Existentialist Cookie-Decorating at @shimercollege  http://cl.ly/Muoi 

I just want to publicly apologize to @lovedecake for unleashing this monstrosity. I DIDN'T KNOW.

Sext: When x, y and z are whole numbers each raised to power of n, the sum of the first two can never equal the third when n > 2.

”like garamond or some shit”
-@gothamity

Is anyone in the mood for a stupendous act of random generosity?  http://cl.ly/KwfI 

@gothamity You’re basically the Patriarchy.

#CampChrisColfer I’d be the tall boy with a cane and a West Side Story shirt. ^_^