@prattprattpratt Boobs #WeAreDoingGreat

@uberfacts "forcefully raping" is incredibly redundant.

@pattonoswalt you know how to rip someone a new a-hole without suggesting five men rape someone. Tosh is clown shoes.

@johnroderick who the hell is @johnmoe?

@mrskimyadawson Duh dude, it's the Force.

uh is that the hold steady at the end of the latest game of thrones?

@tedleo My new band is called "Ted Leo's Set List" and the thing about us is that WE NEVER WRITE A SET LIST

@mountain_goats That's only the most important move in WoW my man

@clarkgregg @beatrixrosier I heard they're prescription

@kfan WRINKLE IN TIME

@tedleo After @johnvanderslice, you might be the nicest dude in "indie rock" so fuck the haters.

Zachary Quinto's Spock is a little more combative than real Spock. It's like he's mildly pon farr-ing constantly

@jmendenhall OH SNAP

Dear @barackobama, fracking is terrible and Israel doesn't need our help. #justsayin

lana del rey has a nice voice, it's too bad her song lyrics are so fucking dumb

@boontdustie ARRRRRRGHHHHA;DFADOIIOEQWEOPATHY

@jewelstaite @verybookish @sean_m_maher in the words of @georgetakei: "oh MY!"

@cexmang's song - florida (is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason) was one of the first of his i heard long ago & i still love it

if david lynch wanted to make music with someone who sounds just like beth gibbons, why didn't he just ask beth gibbons?

louis ck following that girl from the grocery store is SO NOT OKAY. #srsly