I love it when dogs sigh. There's a Prince song in there.

I want hair like Yoni Wolf or David Lynch.

Groove is in the MAAAINNFRAAAAAME oohhh

http://t.co/TNG2av8w -- social media for lumberjacks.

Don't ever buy nothin' from a man named Truth.

OMG the meteorologist used "hot mess"! "Finally, the big heat ridge responsible for this hot mess moves west next week..."

In the year 3162, I joined the telekinetic xylophone team in our little hamlet of Respadron II.

Fin Fin Fin Fest: A Celebration of French Art Films

Heaters gonna heat

Hufflepuff autocorrects to "guff epics".

Lessons learned in 30s: I don't have to be nice to everyone.

I put the brain in librarian.

I would totally let a thousand tiny fishes eat the dead skin on my feet.

I got to pop the biscuit can!

Heather just unlocked the badge "First SXSW 2010 Panic Attack"

D'oh! I totally should have changed my last name to "Runedance"

I am excited about snuggles of the naked variety.

I want to have babies just so I can put them in taco costumes

I would like a rain day and a few of those pinwheel appetizer sandwiches

The meteorologist on News 8 gets SO EXCITED about big weather. I imagine he's always getting his heart broken.