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I wish there were a "Previously on Twitter.." thing covering all the highlights that happen when I'm not checking Twitter.
Hey guys with profile pictures taken with a blonde foreigner you had probably just met, YOU ARE NOT COOL.
I feel like I should start studying, so I'm just going to sit here until the feeling passes.
I function in two ways and two ways only: Fully obsessed or completely uninterested.
Me: Mama, ana haroo7 el hend w harkab feel.
Mama: W lamma tetsawary nefarra2 beinek w bein el feel ezay?
Mama: MAHO MAFEESH 7AD BEYSA3EDNI FEL BEIT DAH!
Me: Ne2ool eh.. 3eyalek ma3andhash dam w msh metrabeya.
*shebsheb tayer*
The whole bump-into-a-guy-and-all-your-books-fall-and-he-picks-them-up thing is only cute in movies.
When a 10-year-old boy's whole purpose is to stand in the street catcalling girls, I don't see how we'll ever end sexual harassment.
I don't get why they're called "trust issues". It's not an issue. People who trust are the ones with issues.
Just burned my finger in the microwave oven while trying to make a sandwich if anyone wants to marry me or anything.
My brain is programmed to always jump to the worst case scenario. At least I save myself the disappointment, right?
My friends' replies to "Ha hanroo7 fein?" are almost always "Ay 7etta bas 3AYZA AKOL".
If a picture of how I wear my hair at home ever gets out, it'd be an absolute guarantee that I'll never get married.
I'm not as miserable as my tweets make me seem... But you shouldn't be taking my tweets too seriously in the first place, you moron.
