At this point, Obama could kill a baby on national TV and still win this. #RomneyEncore #fb

@yettafromcinci woof woof woof woof woof http://t.co/O75Jamlb

@coolbabyrat Why did the bike need a kickstand? Because it's two-tired.

Quintessential NY arrogance: "I don't even make that much money." Said by someone who'd jump out a window if they took home my paycheck.

When people continually share your social media posts and don't give you credit #firstworldproblems

@namelessmud Borges in the Rove book list  http://www.rove.com/reads 

The return of the repressed wedge issues

♥ Reggae War Zone by Foot Village #lastfm: http://t.co/GDyPdsM8

I touched a girl

@yettafromcinci Not sure why anyone would want to go hiking WITHOUT a dog #fb http://t.co/1mcHaTOY

@hermit_thrush_ Hitler was incapable of love, which was my point. He was a cold and detached psychopath. Sex and marriage don;t entail love.

Help! I'm drowning in middle class

Oh fuck. Not again! #IWokeUpGay

Everything was fine until I told her I was from New Jersey

@alcibiadesslim Or cooking oil. I'm hungry if you could not tell.

@acoolassturtle Same

@coolbabyrat What about wakin' n' bakin' pot cupcakes?

How long before Werner Herzog makes a movie about Caballo Blanco?

@jason_sims I'm a proofreader. I'll give you the FOT rate..

The crew gets pulled over (they're black, after all). The mid-30s recognizes them and lets them off with a warning. #WuTangRoadTrip