Probably time for the best photo of David Miliband ever taken, then: pic.twitter.com/VrVAwZGCTM

Worth reposting: what if the male avengers had to pose like the female one? http://t.co/W5zP7dEO

How NOT to cover a mass murder: comparing guidelines from @charltonbrooker's Newswipe with today's front pages: http://t.co/edDLORtU

Practice random acts of kindness, because the person on the other end might feel like this: http://t.co/sjuvaOfg

This is brutal. RT @newsmary: The New Yorker on how Osborne has proved austerity doesn’t work  http://nyr.kr/SUvKCD 

The person running the @o2 account yesterday had a worse day than you - but, WOW did they keep their sense of humour. http://t.co/wopXQ2ZD

Somebody photoshopped pictures of Olympic divers on to pictures of a toilet. I'll just leave this here: http://t.co/Gtn4mrWK

David Cameron thinks tax avoidance is morally wrong, but on the other hand, he did get a lovely education out of it: http://t.co/h0yHThxa

BREAKING: Michael Gove to scrap internet, bring back fax machines.

No caption needed, but it'll take you a minute: http://t.co/NKriWOrd

As a public service to those who need a loo/tea break, here's the rest of the running order. SPOILERS: http://t.co/IT0Cb5qn

GQ neatly demonstrate their differing ways of valuing men and women. Spot the odd one out in these covers: http://t.co/qzv9cFLY

I wrote a blog. Caitlin Moran's "controversial" opinions: a plea for context:  http://helenlewiswrites.tumblr.com/private/39164543605/tumblr_mftd1spuUT1rpijql …

We should all be worried about gateway drugs. A few heavy nights out, you think you can control it. Next thing you know you're a Tory MP.

I don't think this man should be allowed to interview another woman ever again: http://t.co/RncrCumJ

My sole concession to Halloween is always the Pumpkin destruction of Alderaan: pic.twitter.com/EmQJRcLp

I get email: http://t.co/xINpA4Ke

I like to imagine the sub-editor who wrote this headline slumping over her keyboard in despair halfway through: https://t.co/AXmek1Te

Shocking pic from Vauxhall RT @nic0: The remains of the helicopter fuel. It ditched into the building on the left. pic.twitter.com/N4YapsSv

This gif of the solar system from a non-fixed perspective has justified the existence of gifs:  http://i.imgur.com/Z7FpC.gif  via @fanfaronade