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My neighbors listen to cool music. Whether they want to or not.
If I need to explain myself to you,then you are too stupid to be my friend.
To people out there who drink 30 different flavours of tea,do yourselves a favour and try coffee.
I have a Twitter crush. I feel so fucking stupid. I avoided this for so long. Fuck. please stop being so hot.
Describe a woman's beauty as "ethereal" and she will,most definitely love you long time. But make it believable.
Being void of emotion is becoming a normality to me.
Roses are cars,violets are buckets,this poem makes no sense. Boobs.
Batman is proof that you need money to be a hero. Joker on the other hand proves you just need to be bat shit crazy to be a villain.
I do Twitter like a job,its ungrateful,the receptionist won't fuck me,I want to go home,the rewards suck. And I compete with assholes.
Waking up horny is great. Waking up next to a horny woman is better.
Can't wait for someone to steal my tweets. I really can't. Then I have a real reason to cry like a bitch.
I've been shitting rainbows for 3 days. And it is glorious. I know I am expected to be a rude crass bastard. But hey,life is beautiful.
If your not going to unfollow me at least RT or Star something. DON'T JUST FUCKING SIT THERE?! God,do I have to do everything around here?
To all the people who don't have a hangover today. I hate you.
"I am wise as I am beautiful" - me on a ego trip.
Tramp stamps on men,of any age,proof that you should have been killed at birth.
I get freaked out if your Twitter account is all girly and pretty and shit,makes you seem...normal.
Ten bucks says that if some of you were in a burning building you would tweet about it instead of running and screaming hysterically.
I gotta shit. I gotta eat. I gotta sleep. 87 Original. All is well,that ends with whiskey and Jäger.