But seriously, back to work, or the boss is going to take her clothes off and do nasty things to her Twitter crush...oops, I'm the boss.

Doctor told me there isn't much difference between latent dominatrix tendencies and raging homicidal tendencies. Now, where to ditch body.

Nobody on Twitter likes long walks on the beach unless it involves hallucinogenic drugs, alcohol, and gritty, sandy sex.

I just had a beer in the shower after working out. That technically doesn't negate anything.

So if the computer is on, and you are on Twitter, it's not really drinking alone it's social drinking and therefore respectable.

Just looking for the certain feeling, you know the one that turns you into a quivering mess.....that one!

Why do I need sex toys, I have motorcycles.

It's easier to get what you want with a kind word and a gun, than with just a kind word.

I've got my "come fuck me" running shoes on....

What's with the WikiLeaks, I thought that was Hawaiian for "I have to pee really quickly" !

I'm going to the gym to repent by looking at slovenly bodies running on treadmills, knowing I'm only a 12-pack away......

Back to medical school....then I can write my own prescriptions.

I finally made the "Naughty and Nasty" list.......I can die happy.

I guess *sexual predator* works for me.

I need to go to the gym to get all this alcohol out of my system, or is there anti-venom for that?

Do these tacos make me look fat?

I'll put the late in Pilates.

Where's my daddy?

Seriously, how fucking high does the thread count have to be? I keep ripping these sheets with my stilettos!

Why do I keep getting followed by the drug-addiction bots? #DoIHaveAProblemNot