Obama's team wrote in HTML5 & put an ascii logo in the view source: http://t.co/qwdqQrQ9

All 4 GOP use XHTML 1 transitional.

Nuff said.

I'm so glad the price for Photoshop has changed from $728, which is a lot of money, to $∞

The time horizon on @greatdismal's words coming true has shrunk to one day: http://t.co/OkZXOyPg and then: http://t.co/ad4u8xvx

The @flickr redesign isn't significant because it's flawless. It's significant because they're showing steady work. Give it time.

Conservatives who talk about returning to mid-century traditional values never talk about returning to mid-century tax rates as well. Funny.

The killer stabbed again, shrieking "It's PIKE Place Market, you moron. There is no S! It's not possessive! It's singular!"

#seattlenoir

Brand new Tesla driving through the crowded gas station. Troll level: electrifying.

"Can you describe the mugger, ma'am?"

"He was, well…you know."

"Not caucasian?"

"Really uncomfortable talking about this."

#seattlenoir

Apple is up $1b in after hours lawsuit trading.

The farmer's market corpse bled out over bundles of winter kale.

"Not organic" said the Detective, removing his bike helmet. #seattlenoir

Turns out, I like a little friction with my sharing.

@beep Can my band "And They Will Know Us By The Hour It Takes Illustrator To Launch" be the opener?

The vixen wore red Patagonia to match her lipstick, under her North Face shell. #seattlenoir

If 99% of the 99% bothered to vote for 99% of elections we wouldn't have to deal with the 1% for very much longer. http://t.co/8LqVd1jF

"Pass the kumbucha, Nora."

"More, Nick?"

"I'm an emerald forest that needs his rain."

Asta, their pit mix mutt, sighed.

#seattlenoir

Eight years ago today George Bush stood in front of a banner that read "mission accomplished."

"We can put your logo on anything."

Really, copy shop? How about on the minds of millions of indiscriminate wealthy consumers?

"Back off flatfoot, or the dame goes over, into the drink!"

"Give it up, Joe. This bridge has a suicide prevention fence."

#seattlenoir

"What was the first sign something was off at home, doll face?"

"He…he didn't want to talk about the weather."

"My. God."

#seattlenoir

In Washington state, you can marry who you love now. Slowly but surely the world is changed by good people who won't buckle under.