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Will someone tell that rabbit that Trix cereal isn't that great?
Most of my spare time is spent whispering evil things to the objects I trip over.
Whats a "GOP debate"? I'm watching Looney Tunes.
How are yoga pants not pants? How are leggings not pants? What exactly is your definition of "pants"?
I HAVE THE WORST LUCK OF ANYONE I'VE EVER KNOWN. I'M CLUMSY AND AWKWARD AND DUMB. BRB PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE HEAD. UGHHH
I had a dream that I was the girl in the new Transformers movie. SPOILER ALERT, apparently she has a baby and dies in a plane crash.
Why would I want to “act like a lady, think like a man”? In my experience, most men are not very smart.
My sister just told me, "Chelsea, don't be sad. You have money." and handed me $500 in monopoly dollars.
My favorite thing on Vine is hearing someone whisper, “go!” at the very beginning of a video.
Hey I don’t think you would be speaking to me like that if you knew I had 19 followers on tumblr.
“what’s up?” think chelsea think….. “not much.” GOD CHELSEA YOU’RE SUCH AN IDIOT YOU BLEW IT
I started to do push ups but when I got to the floor I just laid down and took a small nap.
Kate Moss said, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." So she's obviously never had Doritos.
Trying to think of a good Twitter bio. I just know there should be something about beyonce in there.
Most costumes I've been looking at online have the words "sassy" or "flirty" in the name and are nothing I would ever wear in public.
“My eyes are blue sometimes, but they change color-” No. No they don’t. They don’t do that.
what doesn’t kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt