@jhonenv http://t.co/naa7kGvX

Seriously though guys - for a chance to meet Justin Bieber, simply RT and follow @headlinepayoff.

@tomkingham @sibsthfc @thstofficial And not the only one to not acknowledge the crowd. THST might be official, but they don't represent me.

@tehtrunk @talksport How about that Ronaldo guy? Would be good to have some cover for Bale.

@spoekcookie RT @janekwhite: I once got lost in the internet and I had to wait for @headlinepayoff to download me.

@headlinepayoff Pretty sure I just saw a wild Snorlax in the bank.

@spoekcookie You can't tell me what to do! You're not even my real dad!

@headlinepayoff Zactly! Now you're living it up and I'm all here in my overalls, digging coal and shining shoes. Curse your bourgeois ways!

@headlinepayoff I liked the cauldron... oh wait, wrong Social Network. #MySpaz4Lyfez

@spoekcookie Ideal for the hipster/pirate market. #beardytypes

Best idea EVER!!! RT @billie_t: Made this so my gf knows wassup pic.twitter.com/ItkvQSQxuk

@headlinepayoff @8tada I still feel bad about this one beggar I chased away last year. #8taConfessions

@tehtrunk You forgot to add an "Ade is useless" in there.

@sibsthfc @lovetheshirt But even if it did, what would be wrong with that? You're putting in effort - why not get something for your work?

@deano_thfc @bateseyboy @theboyseggy If you only support our players when they're on form, you're no better than any glory-hunter.

@deepfriedman Yep. It was a nice meeting too. We braaied.

@headlinepayoff I feel like I have my own list of your greatest tweets, built into my archive. Everything I RT is flapping GOLD!

@headlinepayoff This one was your best: "@headlinepayoff: Oh my Evolution! It's 8:08! Synthesizer time!"

@pthfcning I would, but our TV coverage here in SA only starts late afternoon so no real point.

@mrs_hotspur Sounds like a Blaise to me. #CoffeeShopQuiz