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New to twitter? a blue checkmark next to someone's name means they've killed a man.
Sometimes you meet people who in Mozart times would've been super into Salieri.
Today we remember the original Follow Friday
How much of it is liking coffee and how much of it is just starting the day with a very manageable little project?
A guy just sitting. Not checking his phone. How creepy.
The truly great actor will be the guy who stars in the Daniel Day-Lewis biopic.
Lucky I printed wikipedia yesterday.
[ button twitter should have, next to "FAVORITE" ?]
In nature heat and thunder are the best of friends, but on the basketball court? It's a different story.
"And will you be dining for serious or as a joke?" - hostess at Guy's American Kitchen
ugh all these dudes are marrying me.
A "party" has become me staggering dazed from person to person as they yell at me to watch different TV shows.
Everyone, let's, please, focus. As soon as we make every single joke we can be free of this Twitter hell forever.
Idea for a magazine feature: Why Men Are The New Women.
Are you tucking in your shirt? OR BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR BELT?!
"This is AMAZING! It's been here HOW LONG?" - Huell Howser right now in heaven.
No idea how long anything takes. How long does it take to make a "typical" sandwich? My guess is seventy minutes.
"My cat is named Sandy, so you can imagine what kind of day I'M having." - character named Meechum I invented but am trying to avoid.
you don't have to tweet about everything.
Bummer time of year for me, nobody to hang out with as most of my friends are in the pumpkin industry.
Novelist and TV writer. A book I recommend: http://bit.ly/P6VNc.