Lear (Paul Scofield) and the Fool, in Peter Brook's 1971 film. http://t.co/vzEfBd51

Something I wrote for the Wall St Journal - "Is This the Future of Punctuation!?" http://t.co/WutfAazR via @wsj

Something Very Far Away @unicorn_theatre is lovely. Mark Arends and Matthew Robins have created a small show that feels pretty big

Sumfing that I rote about spellin  http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2013/apr/04/does-spelling-matter-horobin-review …

Really raw and thoughtful acceptance speech by @lucyprebblish at the Critics' Circle Theatre Awards; The Effect won Best Play.

It wasn't Cable, though, and the poor bloke looked completely bewildered.

Have just seen a man who looked a bit like Vince Cable being pursued through St Pancras with cries of "Trotsky! Trotsky!"

@stephenhero In the sense in which we now use it, it's more to do with the 30s/40s jazz scene. Reaching further back than that is iffy.

If you're a fan of Tristram Shandy, this may appeal http://t.co/gVOaVUpE

Hampstead Theatre to get £300K from Peter Wolff Trust to develop its downstairs new writing experiment.

Have just observed a man urinating into a cashpoint. I wouldn't like to see the colour of his money, etc. etc.

Have just turned up one MONTH early for a lunch meeting.

The other half: 11 and 12 at the Barbican http://tinyurl.com/ygcwa2g #theatre #review It all looks rather better on the printed page - q.v.!

Disappointed that the Barbican is going to close two of its cinema screens.

Have somehow neglected to mention that Sweet Charity at the Menier Chocolate Factory, which I saw last night, was tremendous.

Dreamt last night that I was making a short about the perils of veganism - really? - starring Bill Murray and a talking chicken.

The sandwich I've bought at Waterloo promises "simplicity, honesty, innovation".

Strange request: a man on Southwark St, 20 mins ago, asked if he could have a sip of my coffee - "or is it a latte? I don't like lattes"

I tend to assume Tina is short for Christina. But in the case of the wondrous Tina Fey it's short for Stamatina.