if this gets over 9000 RTs i will legally change my name to vegeta

it's really risky to talk to anyone irl because they could be a hater or even an animorph you just never know

Why hasn't anyone built a wireless router into a pair of wedge heels

i just met you and this is crazy but TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

best way to end a poem is to just tell your reader to fuck off

Pokemon Snap is the greatest FPS of all time

remember that episode where butterfree gets laid and ash cries about it

Sony PS4, featuring men, games about men, games for men, and men talking a lot about men things and male characters

think about how many people sailor moon murdered

slutty iphone 5 halloween costume

having boobs is awesome it basically feels like that moment you beat ocarina of time but it lasts forever

Seems fucked up that Santa gets the rich kids better gifts u no

hext: blood of hater, nose of snot, root of weed, parking lot --you are now High As Fuck

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Listen to @anamanaguchi endless fantasy to experience true anime

my body type is 'pizza'

"Xbox kill all men"

sext: you're a ps1. i'm a ps1 memory card (1mb). you blow me and put me in slot 1. we play tony hawk's pro skater for hours.

I heard lance armstrong finally admitted to eating rare candy

from now on when someone asks me where i work i'm going to literally pull out a knife and say 'team rocket mother fucker'