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The epic miscommunication of Romeo & Juliet would never happen now.
She woulda just txt him saying:
"Pretending to die lol brb.."
So, is anyone watching Eurovision?
I'll be at Dandenong station soon, it was nice knowing yall.
I'm sure the men installing Solar Panels think they're at the real Slim Shady's house right now, the way I was just rappin' in the bathroom
Just got excited for the bank holiday before realising I don't use banks and I'm unemployed and I'm a horse with no friends or plans
Cloud Atlas looks like a good movie. For me to fall asleep to 20 minutes in.
So many people telling me lately to get my license! Believe me, you're all better off with me not driving.
god fucking damn i hate fandoms. can you just like a thing without making it the focal point of your entire life
I have sent 6,000 tweets. If I had a pound for every tweet, I'd have no use for the money because I'm a horse and this makes me teary
I'd let Amanda Knox murder me.
i would like to not go to work tomorrow okay thanks, someone get on that
Who not to follow: The Pied Piper
basically the girl at salsa's was singing SOAD and i was too turned on to ask her if she wanted a root
Friday night will ALWAYS feel like Friday night...whether you're out, at home, or probably even detained in prison.
Excited, curious and over caffeinated. Especially excited about ballet. Mathlete.