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I already ate two super foods today. Don't feel bad guys, I'm just more like Miranda Kerr than you are.
Someone give me a job at the Daily Mail Australia, I'll work for a dollar a day. 50 cents even.
You can always tell if someone has a parent who's a teacher. They're just too...confident.
French manicures are one of the biggest threats to good taste in the world today.
Do you guys realise there's a whole population of bogan dancers out there? You can pick them by their dance related tattoos. On their feet.
Pregnant to a 25 year old, there's a scary thought.
People who don't drink coffee are weird. "Caffeine gives me heart palpitations." So! Just means it's working.
The best thing about having a boyfriend is that you get to have two showers a day, one at their house and one at yours but only pay for one
Rob Lowe in the '80s...was really quite something.
The same man always asks me if my boyfriend has a nice beard and a TV, like he does. And I say no, he's unable to grow one or afford a TV.
I'm invited to a 60th, he told me "make sure you look nice. Wear makeup, I don't mind if you wear black but make it trendy, like a skivvy.'
Goddamn, please just text each other and SPARE US ALL.
Excited, curious and over caffeinated. Especially excited about ballet. Mathlete.