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Tony Abbott's mum has been kind enough to share with us all that 'My Tony was always hungry."
Thanks Mrs Abbott!
I can't believe I said my friend could stay tonight, it's SVU night. What the hell was I thinking.
Ben Lee's been a wanker for going on about 30 years now.
I like dongs
I can't believe how popular 'dating' is these days. I went on a date once. It was the worst night of my life.
Walked past a shop selling books and records. Come in hipsters, we will take ALL YOUR CASH.
While I'm on the subject of creepy, adult women who refer to themselves as "Daddy's little girl/princess." That's probably the CREEPIEST.
Is porridge magic? I think it is. Some kind of breakfast sorcery that keeps you full of beans for all eternity.
I love you all so much
I can't believe anyone's excited about a new Chris Lilley series. Didn't you people learn last time?
Excited, curious and over caffeinated. Especially excited about ballet. Mathlete.