TAYLOR SWIFT AS EPONINE IS A GOD DAMN JOKE AND I AM VOMITING.

i like beyonce more than i like most of my extended family

like, if you didn't want me to think that captain america & iron man want to be boyfriends, then you shouldn't have made them homosexuals.

i love @tobekahagain @assholelancecox @cazzazles @alexandhare and my main baby @trephibio

if i'm tearing up while watching rugrats in paris that is no one's business but my own.

tonight a boy named rymer told me i had the cheekbones to become a popstar.

@trephibio just found out that harry styles and taylor swift are dating and she is NOT HAVING ANY OF IT

mother peeb-resa watches over you and blesses you on this day. #praise pic.twitter.com/TGW9th2R

it's weird that justin and selena are over because coincidentally so is my will to live. #istillbelieb

#pbwhit for president

NO WAAAAYYYYY JOHN TAYLORRRRRR (noooo waaaayyy)

i'm out shopping with the god damn wonder twins. @kwhit12193 @jessieislike http://t.co/dtvLhIsz

"i wish our culture had a dance everyone knew." - sarah
"IT'S CALLED THE CHICKEN DANCE GET OVER IT DON'T GO ALL JAI HO ON ME" - @kwhit12193

when the guy who works at subway has noticed it's been over a month since i've been around...it's time to find a new subway.

@trephibio choke on a dick <3 <3 <3

i just got an email from neopets, if you wanted a little insight on what kind of life i live.

in typ whitclan fashion, @kwhit12193 arrived at the airport check in an hour later than everyone else. #chinaproblems #byekelsey

"i'm gonna bring it back in a few years...'hey, remember when you gave a guy a handj in a car full of people?'" #courtjester

successfully convinced jessie that a spider laid eggs in her leg and that she was going to get eaten to death by spiders in her sleep.

this is late. but you all are annoying after football games. #sportzfanz #literallynotimportant #trashy