Listen bitch Mariah will snatch those Party City wigs off your head so quick like who the fuck are you @nickiminaj

RT @mattchew03: This GIF of JLo and Randy Jackson reacting to Jennifer Holliday on the #IdolFinale sums it up well. http://t.co/lGssRfd3

Screaming. RT @joeybgcblogger: LMFAO Miguel!! OH MY GOD!!!! NOT COOL! #BBMAs #billboard2013 pic.twitter.com/bfejnSAtCs

@mileycyrus I really hope you're not about to let Selena release a single before you like you can't let these girls forget you made them.

I heard Florence's new album is going to be about her experiences in England as a teenager while Jack the Ripper was on the loose.

Abbey Lee did a line of coke in the bathroom at the Met Gala and decided to get political pic.twitter.com/tLbGowNIGh

Somebody's getting fired. RT @ellemagazine: neneleakes looking gorgeous in @alexanderwang and hof_diamonds #ellewitv  http://instagr.am/p/U5IxmBPjns/ 

I can't lie, I chuckled pic.twitter.com/1E5TiBoA

Matt Bomer's husband can't possibly be wrecking that properly. I need a sex tape to see for myself.

When people say they don't discriminate, and same sex marriage is just "against their beliefs" ... Um your beliefs are discriminatory then.

It's crazy how being on twitter can reinforce my dedication to Atheism while simultaneously convincing me that Satan is so very real.

Lollllllll RT @ijessewilliams: Damn @toddakin!!! I guess voters have a way of shutting that whole thing down huh?

Julianne Moore and Kerry Washington greeting a lucky fan backstage @ the SAG awards pic.twitter.com/omliJoIf

YES bitch, challenge patriarchy #feminism RT @huffingtonpost Woman arrested for assaulting boyfriend over bad oral sex  http://huff.to/UBRUvT 

Adam Levine is obnoxious but I'd fuck the shit out of him and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Noooo RT @oprahbuysmyweed: OMG! RT @tmz Watch: Video of The Fight Between Chris Brown And Frank Ocean. http://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjls4b54M1qd1700.mp4 …

Shut the fuck up. RT @realstaceydash The blame game only lasts so long Mr President. We are on to you.

Why is this so funny to me? I can't breathe. #ahsfx pic.twitter.com/k6jSDRC2

Lollllll RT @gabifresh: Biden has not taken a sip of water once. Ryan's gulping it down like he's in the desert. Or a liar.

You know what. RT @turnandstomp: I am deleting facebook. RT @blunted215: gonna go lay down now... pic.twitter.com/SynrMFfTNJ