gonna be honest though, i would not like to be on the wrong side of chris crocker in an argument

@_toniboyle pic.twitter.com/bR6bP0zK

'epic' lmao! http://t.co/P5IAuUsy

'dumping your girlfriend via dubstep: I don't wubwubwubwub you anymore'

people who still love their ex shouldn't get in new relationships. it's cringey seeing them tryna make them jealous all over facebook

i can't cope. i do this too much lololo pic.twitter.com/fYFYiZQ3

This is more meaningful than most tattoos these days http://t.co/0KhlLMoE

if little tommy d sends me another fucking game request on facebook...... his glasses will be coming out of his anus

#ifyouknowmanchester you'll remember ray boddington busting his moves outside boots with his bangin shades and trackies pic.twitter.com/ZzSsw4ul

@charlie_mk1 why don't you smash up manchester? i'll show you a loch ness monster

imagine life without spiders. life would be good

Hate being on bad terms with people, just makes it so awkward seeing them

why do i find this so funny? pic.twitter.com/k4KfIFQg1A

boobs. pic.twitter.com/SC0gLdokvg

Boobs are the cure

@_toniboyle pic.twitter.com/SKoXjXkT

people under the age of 16 = 12

Feel sorry for kids that don't grow up listening to S Club 7

"@rileyy_69: who wants me off twitter?" Everyone

'Mansion tension emotional puke from the heart with dog howls' love the sound of @katenash new album lmao