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RT if you sincerely wish Obama actually WAS a Muslim Socialist hell-bent on restructuring America as a nation of care-mad egalitarians.
“TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR!!” *mirrored surface*
scan forward several years
“WOW YOU GUYS ARE SELF-OBSESSED” fuck off
my Automatic Boy Retrieval Machine brings all the boys to the yard, and I'm like "what? no no, that's too many! how do I switch this thing o
of lasting hilarity is the idea that hating women is super manly and heterosexual, but getting along with them is gay as hell.
Dear Whites, Straights, & Men: your abject terror of becoming a minority/underclass indicates a belief that oppression of minorities exists.
“THIS YOUNG GENERATION IS SO SELFISH!” say 45yos, immured in the last of the fucking jobs, having voted education funding into their pockets
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL EARNING MINIMUM WAGE
I guess to get a complete list of people with mental illness, we’ll need free universal mental health care & screening. your move, NRA.
do u even lift
"what rough beast, it's hour come round at last, slouches this hour towards his bowl to be fed?" "mraow?" "yes! it's you!" "mrrt!" "yes!"
"How's the stew coming alo- oh my god, Honey, no! NOT THE MICHAEL BAY LEAVES!" *kitchen explodes, Honey strides grimly out of flames*
how many dudes would play video games if every. single game. marketed for consumers 10+ showed men as stupid, weak, passive moral idiots?
you never hear an evil genius say "JOIN ME IN MY BREAKFAST NOOK" or "WELCOME, HEROES, TO MY INNERMOST RUMPUS ROOM."
it is the year 2012. we have put a device of human making OUTSIDE OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, but still we’re not really sure if women are people
#terrifyingifliteral let's open this baby up and see what she can do
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