It's always a sunny day on the Internet

Revlon's new camo colored lipstick: Zero Dark Flirty.

@moffman23 Pin the joint/dread/tail on the Snoop Lion! pic.twitter.com/ybpASEDa

I have love for any and all people. Except teenagers. Teenagers are horrible, horrible things and I never was one. Fav if you agree, rt too.

I bleed internet.

*Snobby comment about using umbrellas in the PNW

Shout out to all the homies with monosyllabic names.

I put my pants on just like anyone else: sobbing.

@nicholastroyrus @dildo_hitler The thumbnail makes it look like he has a chainsaw dong.

Just paid for drugs with a check.

Let's make the plastic bag ban statewide.

I've done it! I've looked at the entire Internet. Everything. I give it a 6/10.

@gogocosmonaut It's actually all from fires in Asia. Check out Cliff Mass's blog, he has an entry on it.

Browsing records with @moffman23 and saw these interesting genres http://t.co/AeEkeBZ3

A friendly reminder that Beats by Dre are garbage. Blown out bass /= good audio. Same goes for 192kbps MP3s.

The guy on the nightly news just compared an image, captured by Hubble, of two galaxies colliding to "Jay Z and Kanye"

Where do I start with Lil B? #based

My @howtodresswell vinyl finally came! This is a mighty fine looking record pic.twitter.com/BEBDNG3Q

I know I'm back home when everyone is nice and pasty.

@formerselves is going as a sex rectangle for Halloween.