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It's always a sunny day on the Internet
Revlon's new camo colored lipstick: Zero Dark Flirty.
I have love for any and all people. Except teenagers. Teenagers are horrible, horrible things and I never was one. Fav if you agree, rt too.
I bleed internet.
*Snobby comment about using umbrellas in the PNW
Shout out to all the homies with monosyllabic names.
I put my pants on just like anyone else: sobbing.
Just paid for drugs with a check.
Let's make the plastic bag ban statewide.
I've done it! I've looked at the entire Internet. Everything. I give it a 6/10.
A friendly reminder that Beats by Dre are garbage. Blown out bass /= good audio. Same goes for 192kbps MP3s.
The guy on the nightly news just compared an image, captured by Hubble, of two galaxies colliding to "Jay Z and Kanye"
I know I'm back home when everyone is nice and pasty.
I'm a real noodle! U kno, like in a pool hehe! Put your mouth on me and blow (｡♥‿♥｡)