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Justin Bieber hangs out with Chris Brown at his birthday party, all of the sudden Selena ends up with a busted lip. Coincidence?
I can't afford new clothes. I need a sugar daddy.
people take Twitter way to seriously. who cares if someone from across the world doesn't like you?
I think Moses mistook Demi Lovato's chin for the Red Sea.
I rather Fall Out Boy reunite.
if this gets 10 RTs I will tell my crush that I've liked him for over a year and then ask to floss with his pubes.
do you know how every family has that one fuck up that no one ever really wants to talk to, but they all feel bad for? yeah. that's me.
retweet this if you're an annoying faggot.
#weallhavethatonefollower that means more to us than we would ever admit.
if I hacked a celebrity I wouldn't tweet or anything. I would just make them follow me and go from there.
"how did y'all meet?" "... internet..."
like seriously you stupid fucker CAN YOU NOT SEE HOW IN LOVE WITH YOU I AM? I would do anything for you.
I've made a lot of really good friends on Twitter. I love them.