It doesn't matter if a guy has bookshelves full of comic books or fine literature, if he reads, he's hot.

Missed the bus by about 20 steps. That's it, I quit.

It's not that I don't think about you every day. It's just that I can't think of anything to say.

Hindsight is a bitch sometimes.

I'm full of inside jokes that no one understands.

It feels terrible and like it will last you're entire lifetime but it will get better. There is good in the world. #BellLetsTalk

Listening is a difficult task at times. Some people speak in code and it takes time to figure out what they mean.

I febreezed my pants. That means they're clean now, right?

I am all kinds of not motivated right now.

I would like to give up some of this hatred that I carry around with me. It sure is heavy.

Tucking your sweatshirt into your khaki pants instantly makes you classier.

I'm itching for the familiar itch of a fresh tattoo. What and where are the questions I haven't answered to make it happen.

My reaction to pregnancy announcements is entirely inappropriate... There are too many people on this planet. Let's have more! #sarcasm

"I do not like the cone of shame." - Dug, Up

I'm buying a car. It's been a year since I had a car. I'd like to say I'll miss the bus but that's a half truth. I'll miss walking more.

I feel as though I should have concurred the world by now. I'm feeling so old yet so very young in this moment, right now.

So I'm a bit of a hermit. Shoot me. Wait, shoot me next week, I don't want visitors today.

I'm not going to say much about what happened in Connecticut only because I don't know enough about the US laws. Mental health is the issue.

@thebobbieoliver this is the part where I gush at you. You're awesome! You make me laugh/think every morning during my daily commute.

I look up from my phone to see the sun rise through a tagged bus window. Life is beautiful.