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It doesn't matter if a guy has bookshelves full of comic books or fine literature, if he reads, he's hot.
Missed the bus by about 20 steps. That's it, I quit.
It's not that I don't think about you every day. It's just that I can't think of anything to say.
Hindsight is a bitch sometimes.
I'm full of inside jokes that no one understands.
Listening is a difficult task at times. Some people speak in code and it takes time to figure out what they mean.
I febreezed my pants. That means they're clean now, right?
I am all kinds of not motivated right now.
I would like to give up some of this hatred that I carry around with me. It sure is heavy.
Tucking your sweatshirt into your khaki pants instantly makes you classier.
I'm itching for the familiar itch of a fresh tattoo. What and where are the questions I haven't answered to make it happen.
"I do not like the cone of shame." - Dug, Up
I'm buying a car. It's been a year since I had a car. I'd like to say I'll miss the bus but that's a half truth. I'll miss walking more.
I feel as though I should have concurred the world by now. I'm feeling so old yet so very young in this moment, right now.
So I'm a bit of a hermit. Shoot me. Wait, shoot me next week, I don't want visitors today.
I'm not going to say much about what happened in Connecticut only because I don't know enough about the US laws. Mental health is the issue.
I look up from my phone to see the sun rise through a tagged bus window. Life is beautiful.
Excuse me while I take my foot out of my mouth. Maker of pinback buttons and awkward conversations.