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do u ever take a nice selfie on an iphone front camera but then it FLIPS the photo and u look like a gremlin after crawling out of a sewer
Fine, whatever. I'll just date myself.
no grandma i dont have a boyfriend
wow you're wearing red lipstick for school can i get your autograph marilyn monroe?
"Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over"
Tropical juice is the best thing ever.
fans from 2010-2011 will understand how much it hurts when harry and louis don't act the same around eachother as they did back then
Missing someone is a part of loving them. If you're never apart, you'll never really know how strong your love is.
I want to have an alter-ego like Leigh Francis has Keith Lemon
Greetings, dainty Porsche, I doth wish to test thee.
"i throw ma hands up in da air sometimes sayin EYYYYYO i ordered MAYO" omg bouncer stfu ya fat cunt
"smokin shisha and drinkin WKD lolz" alright amy winehouse calm down
i love one direction.. seen them live twice. ♥ -Everyone is a star and deserves to shine- ~Marilyn Monroe~ ♥