Q: ‎"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?” A: “It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it.”

Canada is cold.

First day. New job. First time in 6 years in Toronto I can bike to work. Everything is wonderful.

Aside from shaken baby syndrome, you can't shake a baby enough.

@peels4life right now you're exactly what tracy chapman was singing about all those years.

Shit. For real? RT @peels4life: Morning! Literally nobody cares about your digital strategy

American TV, you are poison.

I'm spending precious dollars on long distance data to entertain you effers - so, recognize!!!

@peels4life tell me u bought the fucking hat #hatphotoinahatstore

Full disclosure. I bought 4 bras at target yesterday and my rack has never looked better.

Everyone in customs line complaining about @aircanada and missing their flight. Feels good to hate them together.

@peels4life gotta be @antoinettedm

Good karma. Found a wallet. Found the owner. Found a new friend? NAHHH pic.twitter.com/Ysz6cm03

@geekigirl über is insanely priced. Hailo is uber without the premium. I got a taxi at the eaton centre on Sunday in under a minute. DL it!

This Sandy, I'm most looking forward to @peels4life tweets.

rehov soom soom

this day is out of control.

OH @tearocoffee on Ossington: "I hate when cappuccino's end" @shitgirlssay

sean paul is jewish. yes, the reggae one.

Nicest little dude in Parkdale helped me fix my bike chain. Just cuz he could. Good people, Toronto.