"Pro-life" does sound better than, "All women should be Christian baby-making factories even if it kills them."

@snughugs Like drinking poison, like eating glass.

@hunterwrobleske @jnicolechicago NEVER forget Chuck Berry.

@snughugs Sooo good. Love me some Bloc Party. :)

@kcebalyak @tastetherainbra BBQ makes everything better. #truestory

If you wish to bask in the warm, sensual glow of our Mother Universe, I invite you to commune with @nottildaswinton. #Tildren

This is one boring Friday night with @cshamburger and @simplyrox. #UpPastCurfew

@trevso_electric So, essentially, the perfect man.

Drunk off my ass and watching @jimjefferies for the first time. I'm in love, but it could be the beer.

@beetthief The laziest!

Psssssssssst wake up

First final destroyed. Two more to go. #FinalsWeak

#wallflower

LOL NIGHT

Literally just followed @iscoff because I want to see that fuckin' cute puppy picture come up on my TL as often as possible.

dreaming of electric sheep

@snughugs Now I'm going to wanna tweet lyrics all night. Yusssss.

@snughugs We've got crosses on our eyes, been walking into the fuuurniture.

Iiii want hella smooches. :( #zerosmooches

@beet_bergler I was confused because i didn't recognize "pet furniture" as a Twitter handle! Lol. Maybe I saw you RT them once?