If I you unfollow me because of my ugly baby comments, it's because you have a ugly baby.
Shame on you for calling your own baby ugly.

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I'm gonna break something of my neighbors tonight regardless.

What is that in the cage? Oh that's a baby in a play pin! What kinda baby is it?

Some people shouldn't smoke weed. If your already a dumb ass you should not smoke weed. Pass that shit to someone else.

You know the baby is ugly when the parents say, well at least it's healthy.

Warning to new followers: chances are I'm gonna offend you at some point. Also if the word fuck offends you, please replace with screw!

Hey guys if you wanna get laid just walk in a bar and yell, hey slut. I'm sure several will look your way. Easy targets.

I'm just a guy that flirts with your wife.
No need to worry...

Yeah man, 7 beers and a blue pill.

Well I'm gonna take a shower and touch myself all over. I'm also gonna sing very loud.

You can call me old if ya like.
At my age I can get the Dr to write just about any RX I want. I bet your lil young ass can't.
Grow up

Eating a turkey sandwich before I get high. Priorities are important.

I took 3 days off from twitter. I'm not sure what I did since its not documented.
I do remember the road rage! Fucking cowards and bitches!

This is my 10,000th tweet. Fuck, pussy, cock, cunt, bitch, bastard, motherfucker, son of a bitch, shit, goddamnit, dick, and sweaty balls!

Guys if your cock ring gets stuck and you can't get it off, a cold ass shower will loosen it right up!
Or so I've heard.

My inner child is a fat kid that wants some chocolate.

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