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@ggwriters How about a guest appearance from that dolphin sweater Chuck wore back in season 1?! #SaveChucksAquaticThemedFashions
"I can't legally date a 13 year old but I have to sit at the fucking kids table?" Happy thanksgiving.
The walk to 7/11 this morning was really successful. Didn't wear a bra and threw up on someone's lawn but the smart water is 2 for $3.00.
Last pillow talk with @callmeemily tonight. I feel like my heart is watching My Girl and Macauley Culkin just died, I'm that amount of sad:(
"Mom, I have to confess...that was the best ice cream sundae I've had in my whole life!" little kid in serendipity, so cute.
Watching the unaired episode of Lizzie McGuire where Miranda starts using racist words and Gordo calls Lizzie a "pancake-assed tease"
Sometimes I think that "friends" are just people that leave garbage in your car.
Which one of us is working on the petition to bring back gossip girl and where do I sign??!!?!!?
you don't know what struggle is until you've had your rabbit piss all over your bed at 2 am when the laundromat is closed
@sarah_iorfidaa it was a grave yard smash 👻👻👻👻 (why don't they make a crack rock emoji?)
@hiimlizaminelli annnnnd a happy birthday message on twitter as well. Happy birdday!
Macs suck for Sims! Takes about 10 real life minutes to make a goopy carbonara :(
In a lot of my dreams I have half a sandwich in my purse and I'm always anxiously thinking that someone needs to eat it before it goes bad.
Didn't go to my only class today because I'm still bummed out about dreaming that James Van Der Beek was mad at me last night.
Rose: "I'll never let go." Girl in the theater: "She just let go." Guy in the theater: "BUT SHE LET GO." Me: "That is the worst joke ever."
@krystenritter loved the pilot so much, hilarious. http://t.co/ZFvdeZLJ
I ghostwrote The Great Gatsby.
