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I LOVE MY HATERS! ❤❤❤❤❤
In a fight with an 80 year old man I work with because he told me I was only worth $175 dollars and I called him a big gay sea cucumber.
I won't pay the fine. I'm saving up for a salt water aquarium. I guess arrest me officer because I'm not paying that shit.
"I can't legally date a 13 year old but I have to sit at the fucking kids table?" Happy thanksgiving.
I poop under my bed and blame it on the cat
Sitting across from a small person at Buffalo Wild Wings, the whole vibe in here is very game of thrones. I'm Khaleesi.
hope it's clear on my résumé that I'm just putting down "excellent interpersonal skills" as a joke.
The walk to 7/11 this morning was really successful. Didn't wear a bra and threw up on someone's lawn but the smart water is 2 for $3.00.
"Mom, I have to confess...that was the best ice cream sundae I've had in my whole life!" little kid in serendipity, so cute.
Watching the unaired episode of Lizzie McGuire where Miranda starts using racist words and Gordo calls Lizzie a "pancake-assed tease"
Sometimes I think that "friends" are just people that leave garbage in your car.
Titanic in theaters April 6th. Billy Zane in 3D. <3
I will get you, Turkey!